June 2012
2 posts
Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
May 2012
36 posts
“I know I’ve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take...”
– Curious Georgiana (via sexistmorons)
“Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally...”
“I never knew until that moment how bad it could...
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elephant-potholders:
i don’t need to impress anybody. it’s enough just to lie in the grass with you and laugh.
Apples and Other Transitional Fruits: has anyone... →
elephant-potholders:
has anyone ever noticed that the months of the year sound exactly like they feel? january, february. a lot of work for the jaw. militant ice cubes tumbling off the tonsils. the syllables are short and muddy. they feel cold, runny, dreamy. then march, crisp like a bite of a granny smith apple. it…
Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
April 2012
14 posts
“When I pronounce the word Future,
the first syllable already belongs to the...”
– Wisława Szymborska (via spinals)
